There are only a few things keeping you from having this amazing experience. Geography, a 90 day waiting list and complete loss of your food inhibitions. Obviously you need to be in Barcelona. You must stalk the Tickets website daily to get a reservation. My strategy was all around time zone. I figured since Spain is 6 hours ahead of us, I would start pecking around the reservation page around 6:30 pm knowing their book had turned for the day and prayed I got lucky. Reservation secured August 9th for a November 9th date and I thought I was going to cry. And finally, you must let the expert servers show you the way around the menu, open your mouth, just go with it and don't ask what it is till you're done.
Tickets is the spinoff brainchild of one of the best restaurants in the world, El Bulli in Roses Spain, just north of Barcelona. I won't bore you with the details but they were infamous for being gastronomy pioneers taking crazy risks and probably the birth parent of 'foam'. Affectionately known as 'air' nowadays. Google and/or watch the Anthony Bourdain trip to Spain for more details.
El Bulli was on my 'to do' list. I researched hotels, how the hell to find this joint in the middle of nowhere sheep farmville and most importantly, how and when to break the news to Jud around my ultimate plan to dine at this culinary institution. Cause, I was going.
One day, I was reading a food article and was struck by complete horror. El Bulli is closing in July 2011. What?? This must be a nasty rumor by some disgruntled chef. Don't they know I'm coming!! This can not possibly be - I'm so close! Turns out the rumors were true. The restaurant was closing and turning itself into a cooking school for up and coming chefs to learn the art. Then go out into the world and recreate. BUT alas, the birth of Tickets in Barcelona, a more casual version of El Bulli - right in my backyard of where we will be staying and many of the chef staff was coming along. I was on a mission and obsessed with getting a reservation. And even if I didn't, I planned to show up and beg for a table.
Tickets is located in a neighborhood not too far from the waterfront. Opening a whole new opportunity for more exploring but there was no time for that since our reservation was on our last night - maybe next time.
The cabbie drops us off right out front of a black awning lined with bright stage bulbs lights, 'Tickets' blaring in red lights and a young man with a pompadour hair doo standing on the red carpet behind the red velvet ropes guarding the door with a check-in list. You're not on the list - you're not getting in. I healed my breath as I blurted out Spangler 2. And had the printed reservation confirmation as back up just in case. We were hustled in and scored the best seats in the house from my perspective. The bar lined seats right in front of the open chefs kitchen where we can see it all! The inside is set up much like an old fashioned movie theater. Servers are dressed in all black with gold pinstripes across the front of their jackets - similar to theater ushers. Hence - Tickets. And then, the show began....
We are siting directly in front of the open kitchen where there is so much going on, it took me a while to figure out the whole complex routine. It was like a beautiful dance being executed with precision and intense passion over and over again, never missing a single beat. And contrary to the general spanish restaurant routine, these people are working their asses off - there is constant hustle and motion.
Directly in front of me is the 'oyster' girl. She shucks, opens, intensely eyeballing the creature, smells every oyster with her nose almost touching the meat, sometimes smelling twice, removes the meat, dips the shell in some kind of liquid, dips the meat in another liquid, puts the meat back in the shell and plates - repeat. Eventually, she is rotated out to do other fish things cause her 'nose' will stop working. Fascinating, flawless execution and tossing anything that did not pass inspection.
Before anything is served, it is passed to a chef who is standing guard to inspect every dish. And he's often not happy, sending things back the kitchen and giving lectures. The routine goes like this:
Dish is presented to Chef for inspection, he stares at it, picks up a squirt bottle filled with clear liquid, wipes the plate, more staring, maybe even rearrange whats on the dish by just a fraction (because he can), more cleaning, finish with a sauce, more staring and if it passes - the dish is handed to the server for presentation. Not just any server or a runner but THE server for the table for that particular dish. Which means, every server must pay close attention to what is coming out of the kitchen at all times. If the server is not there when Chef decides the dish is ready, he delivers it to the table himself. Not ignoring the fact the server was not there to pick up the dish, he had to leave his post and provides an imminent lecture. Repeat. If the dish does not pass inspection, Chef finds the kitchen chef who put out the dish and explains what the issue is. And believe me, this guy commands perfection and precision - he frowns a lot, hands flying up in the air, Spanish babble, shaking his head and heavy sighs. Most of us would never notice or even know what the defect is. But he does, and if it's not right to his standards - it goes back with specific instructions. We actually witnessed a trashing of a dish two....including breadsticks. And I have to confess, there was something so incredibly sexy about the whole routine and Inspector 12 was totally smoking hot to boot - it was difficult not to stare.
The menu is broken down into 9 categories. Snacks, El Picoteo, Iberians (the hams) The Oysters, Xuxis (a bite to eat individually), Tapas from the sea, Tapas from the land, Desserts and Sweets. Beer, wine, cava, champagne - no cocktails. And you must order and eat in this sequence - no backs and moving to and from categories. Why? The snacks are to stimulate the palate then move into the heaver more complex dishes. The ones you swallow and ask questions later. There are lots of intimidating foreign utensils, spoons, funky forks, something resembling giant tweezers, plates, napkins and wine glasses of course. Clearly, there is something going on I don't know about, but am about to find out.
We completely relied on our server who guided us through the entire experience in broken English. Lots of hand gestures and showing us which utensil to use in the displayed metal multitude and 'how' to consume each dish - almost like playing charades.
We order some snacks - the Tickets olives, peachs impregnated with sangria and mini airbags stuffed with manchego cheese. The olives are not regular olives or anything you are prepared for. 'One bite' says our server as she pretends to hold the spoon and throws her head back. Its a thin skin with liquid olive inside which bursts open in your mouth. WOW!
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| Liquid Olives |
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| Tuna Belly |
El Picoteo - paper thin slices of tuna belly painted with Iberian cured ham fat with bread sticks. For this dish we use the tweezer thingie. Oysters raw with liquid pearls. Our server cups her hand, throws her head back and says 'please' - motioning to slide the oyster directly from the shell into your mouth. Tapas from the sea - razor clams with ginger sauce cayenne pepper and lemon air, Spanish grilled lobster. Tapas from the land - confit potatoes in olive oil with pork rib sauce and Iberian boiled ham, cooked mushrooms. Desserts - almond cake with red peach sorbet. Sweets - Catalan cream roll. We are then presented with this purple after dinner stuff which is suppose to be good for digestion. Our server rubs her belly and motions to take the shot.
Whew - what a show! It's now midnight and we are debating to whether to just stay up since we have a 4 am wake up call.
Absolutely a perfect ending to a perfect vacation!
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| Oysters with Pearl |
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| Peaches with Sangria |
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| Manchego Cheese Puffs |
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| Razor Clams |
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| Potatoes with Iberian ham |
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| Spanish Lobster |
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| Mushrooms |
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| Almond cake w/red peach ice cream |
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| Catalan Cream |















